Finally, the Alfie script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Jude Law, Sienna Miller, Susan Sarandon, Nia Long, etc..
This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Alfie.
I mean, every one of them, unique, special, like snowflakes. Calendar word meaning ''abundance,'' of gorgeousness and diversity, well, how could a man ever choose to settle down with just one?
On the flip side, however, even though the PC boyfriend sat next to you with his arm slung around your shoulder will deny it... Yet, she tells me her old man hasn't shagged her in six months. I mean, thank God there are gentlemen like me around to pick up the slack. Where did we tell the old man we were going tonight? Wouldn't it be great if I was going home with you tonight instead of Phil the Pill? Dorie doesn't know it yet, but you won't be seeing much more of her. Sooner or later, she'll be wanting a little bit more than I'm able to give. So not long ago, I packed up my bucket and headed west. I'd always been told that the most beautiful women in the world... And when it comes to shagging birds, it's all about one thing: Location, location, location.